See, it seems we've reached a bit of an impasse. Capitalism is eating and gambling it's way to an early grave and we, pretty much everyone else, are a bit fed up with paying for it. It's getting a bit shaky around the place - Europe, North Africa, The Middle East, we're getting a bit fed up.
Most of us just dream of living in a beautiful village, somewhere where neighbours eat lunch outside in the street on Sundays and everyone brings a plate or a bottle. Where the olives grow or the fish are fresh. We want to listen to music round a campfire and do something we love, while the kids run around having fun.
Actually, there's not much point in the people in Norway, Iceland, Denmark or Holland moving either if they don't want to. Not everyone will be able to bear the heat in Oz and they pretty much sussed this stuff decades ago, just couldn't persuade the Aussies.
But we have more to offer now! We have all the doctors and nurses and teachers, capitalists are hating on them all over the place. We even have the best of the lawyers, committed as they are to justice, and in despair as they witness it's erosion in "democracies" around the world.
We get the people who make things and like things and grow things and cook things and paint things and sing things and write things. We get the lovers and the dreamers and the one's who are fighting, all around the world, right now, for a better way.
Meanwhile, the capitalists get whatever they want whenever they want it. Nothing banned, no laws to curb their excesses, no stupid human rights laws to get in the way. No namby-pamby "justice", no unions moaning on incessantly about "workers rights" No BBC, no state education, no public health service, everything private, everything paid for, everything gleaming! it's a Daily Express wet dream!
Without our bleeding-heart, lentil munching, fluffy-bunny-loving, killjoy moaning holding them back, they can finally get on and shaft each other as hard and as freely as they like. They get all the "most ambitious" bankers and the "ruthless" lawyers and the "go-getting" entrepreneurs. They get the CEOs and Media Moguls and Traders and Hedge Fund Managers. The "successes", Mr Big, Mr Flash AND they don't have to mix with rif-raf like us any more! Win win Team-Wanters!! (Careful how you say it ;) They get the private trains and the private care homes and the private schools. They get MacDonalds and Starbucks and BP and Tesco
Think about it Australia, in 20 years, I bet you a lentil to a yacht those sharp suited "successes" will have devoured themselves whole. They'll be as extinct as dinosaurs. The greed and the testosterone and the excess will just implode, drown in it's own anarchy like the last days of Rome. Also, I have a sneaky suspicion there'll be a gender imbalance. We can all move back in once the coast is clear and we'll make you "Honorary Head Country of Happiness" or something.