You Will Need....
57 Lib Dem MPs
29 Ministers, 23 of whom should be Millionaires. (If you can't get any Millionaires, then Billionaires work well too.)*
1 Seller of Snake Oils
1 large Westminster with a tight fitting lid
1 Clegg, thoroughly beaten.
Geeks to taste.
Geeks to taste.
The recipe is even more delicious with the addition of a spice mix. I like to use these but you can always add your own :
2.5 Million Disabled people
40,000 Police Officers
-Finely chop the Lib Dems until they are dessicated.
-Pick 4 women at random and smother them with the remaining 25 males. When you've finished, leave them to stew in a remote room.
-Add the spice mix and stir constantly.
-Meanwhile, combine the Seller of Snake Oils with the Beaten Clegg and mix together thoroughly until smoothly blended. (I find Twitter good for stirring this.) Make sure that the Clegg is well incorporated - you should no longer be able to see a trace.
-Finally, tie up your Laws in a small muslin bag and simmer until the stew reaches boiling point (Don't forget to remove before everything goes into the Westminster though - they crumble if you don't .) Add geeks to taste.
At this point you can sit back and leave the mixture to ferment for around 12 months. It's worth remembering that Westminster ovens are very efficient heaters though, so the stew might be ready in 10 months or even 8.**
All that's left now is to cover the whole thing with Murdoch, making sure there are no gaps at all, and sprinkle Liberally with broken promises.
*Millionaires are in season at the moment, so you shouldn't have any trouble finding them.
** If your stew tastes bitter, you might find that you put in too much faith. There's not really much you can do at this stage, so it'll just have to be something you remember for next time.