How many times can I write that a Tory announcement beggars belief? How many times can I highlight the total lack of regard or honesty they show? Seriously, I'm running out of adjectives.
Please note the indignant rage, the spluttering denial and the total commitment to a promise.
Yesterday, it "slipped George Osborne's mind" to mention that he would be cutting Winter Fuel Payments.
"George Osborne secretly cut the winter fuel allowance, paid to most people who are 60 or older, in yesterday's Budget. The information did not form part of the 100+-page Budget document."
Pensioners will now receive £200 instead of £250 if they are aged between 60 and 79. Older, more vulnerable pensioners will lose £100, seeing payments fall from £400 to £300.
And the Baby-Chancellor wasn't even man enough to tell us. He left it out. Is that even legal?