Job Description :
Must have absolutely nothing wrong with them.
Must "claim" child has ADHD or similar when in fact we all know they are just "naughty" and it's really all down to "bad parenting".
Must drive BMW or better, all paid for under the motability scheme.
Must live in (at least 8 bed) mansion in Chelsea, paid for entirely with Housing Benefit.
Must have at least 5 children, all by different fathers. (Applicants with no partner only, sorry)
Must never have had any assessments at all for Incapacity Benefit or Disability Living Allowance, yet, must have been claiming for 10 years or more without ever working.
Must definitely not be of white, British origin.
Must smoke, drink, and generally spend any state monies on food with zero nutrition.
Must require a swimming pool for "joint therapy", a crate of champagne a week for "social interaction" and a pony for "exercise"
If you know anyone who fits any of these requirements, (in real life, not just a woman your neighbour knows) please send details to The Daily Mail, as they are having some difficulty finding anyone at all to actually quote in their "stories"
UPDATE : The Daily Mail "story" that inspired this post has been roundly proved to be utter bunkum by Full Fact here . As usual. Because they always lie. Zzzzzzzzzzz